like my mask?

thranduilings:

steelplatedhearts:

#I’M OF TWO MINDS ABOUT LEGOLAS GREENLEAF OF THE MIRKWOOD FOREST AND HIS TENDENCY TO STATE THE GLARINGLY OBVIOUS #i mean on the one hand #obviously this speaks to formative years spent largely ignored by thranduil the aggressive partier #’DAD’ cried baby legolas ‘I THINK THAT IF YOU KEEP DANCING SO CLOSE TO THE FIRE YOU ROBES MAY BE SET AFLAME AND THAT WORRIES ME’ #but of course thrandy ignored him #high as he was on [the general revelry/the majesty of nature/the good elvish drugs/his hatred of dwarves] #and so eventually legolas learned to just cut his losses #DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE #so much simpler #so much more likely to get an immediate reaction #BUT ON THE OTHER HAND #there’s the ‘kid they spoiled the shit out of you for reasons of your being the party king’s son’ theory #in which legolas in his formative years received far too much praise for literally everything he ever said #LOOK A BIRD said baby legolas #and everyone cried WHY YES IT IS A BIRD YOU ARE SUCH A SMART LITTLE BABY ELF YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE #[i mean these are thrandy’s subjects you gotta assume they’re used to sucking up to the vapid blonde leadership] #[at least one and probably dozens of these elves were there the day they turned back from erebor after all] #[crying OH THRANDY WHAT A GOOD CHOICE IT WAS TO MAKE US COME ALL THE WAY HERE OUT ONLY TO TURN BACK WITHOUT HELPING BEST KING EVER!!] #[so like. it’s not like offering up ridiculous unwarranted praise would be NEW or anything] #but my point is #in scenario two (aka the ‘spoiled princeling’ scenario) #legolas grew up thinking that ALL OF HIS OBSERVATIONS WERE MOMENTS OF GENIUS #and he’s 700 years old okay that’s a lot of time to be walking around thinking shit like #’the sky is blue! i wonder if anyone ever noticed before. maybe they haven’t. perhaps i should alert someone!’ #and now it’s too late for him #he’ll be stating the obvious forever #’a diversion!’ he says #yeah genius #we know. -gyzym

JESUS FUCK

OMFG

“DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE”

SCREAMING

(via wolfdreamer101)

delladilly:

gatheringbones:

what if medusa were hot

what if medusa only turned dudes into stone and there was a big ol’ lady loophole in her stone-turning powers

so maybe the two of you could just hang out in her apartment while her hair slithers endlessly over itself and doesn’t smell like a gross nasty old snake cage but like, she uses conditioner and everything, it’s all good, and sometimes when you put your head on her boobs while you read your book her hair will curl around your face and shoulders and all those bright happy little snake eyes will check out what you’re reading and she’ll just be doing her nails or something idk

what if man

what if it was only people who thought medusa was ugly who were turned into stone, i mean what if it was not the girl but your own horror at her ~unnaturalness that destroyed you

what if you looked at her and her strange face and her furious eyes and her screaming hair and you were unafraid

what if you looked at the monster and you loved her

could you live with her in her cave

could you kiss her hard angry mouth while her hair nuzzled your earlobes

maybe

(via blueshoesandbluemountains)

ejolras:

modern les amis ♔ antonia thomas as enjolras

A woman, they whisper, as if it is a curse, as if because of her curves and her sex she is a temptress, a whore, something inhuman, a creature to feared and not to be trusted. As if because of her sex she cannot be a leader, cannot bring about change. She does not share her ‘maiden name’ - it is hers and not the business of anyone else. Enjolras is mocked for the colour of skin, for the curve of her breasts and the outward jut of her hip. “What are you doing here?” the men from the shadows tease, tongues darting out against their yellowed teeth. She spits at them, sometimes, when she cannot help it. (Enjolras can help it; but she doesn’t want to.) They ask her to make them food, to fix them sandwiches and beers; instead she brings revolution with her, in the sway of her hip and the flick of her tongue. A Goddess - an savage Apollo, a chaste Aphrodite - she is called, who graces those of the Earth with her presence. Enjolras knows the idea dangerous - that a person is more than a person - but knows that her looks will attract the attention of those who would not otherwise listen. She is more Athena than Aphrodite - always has been.

She is not a creature of sex - Enjolras is aware of her beauty, has been since men have yelled at her out of car windows about what they would do to her (even as a thirteen-year-old), but does not care for it. She cannot be seduced, though many have tried and, when attempts failed, forced themselves. Enjolras has sharp nails, though, and a bite to make the largest man howl. Her sexuality is her own, and she tames it and quells it as she pleases. The eyes of men that follow her only disgust her. There are more important things than their pleasure. There are children and women and men who sleep in the cold of Paris’ streets, who go to bed with their concave bellies seeming to eat themselves. Enjolras is a voice for them; she understands them the best she can and will howl their song, will sing it and screech it until the day she dies, whether that day be soon or when she is old.

People - men and women alike - will follow her into the depths of hell; she knows this, and knows she cannot - will not - fail them.

(Source: blahorel, via fastingorestes)

Greg Rucka, on what he wants to see in a Wonder Woman movie (via thehappysorceress)

(via okayophelia)

ironfries:

ironfries:

basically, this is all valtyr’s idea therefore her fault. aLL HER FAULT

backstory provided by val:

• this is set in the ults verse.
• tony finds out about a secret weapon greg and fury has hidden away in a secret government facility and goes to investigate
• finds out they’re mini supersoldiers, all under 5-6 years old, based directly from steve and decides that he wants all and greg will have none. he takes all 12 back home
• steve eavesdrops on greg and fury about a missing ‘weapon’ tony stole and goes to visit tony at 2am by slamming him against the wall ooh la la
• by the time steve finds out about this the kids are very attached to tony because he’s nicer than the facility and gives them anything they want - (“here is my credit card”)
• showdown between greg and fury, and tony and steve. steve decides that pros outweigh the cons if he coparents the kids with tony and sticks by tony’s decision to not give up the kids at all ever
• CUE DISNEYWORLD ADVENTURES ETC
• basically it’s just an excuse to have ults steve with babies
• also, they find out that 6 of those ministeves are actually ministephanies with unfortunate standardized military haircuts during bathtime. feel free to guess who’s a girl and who’s a boy! huu huu

I should’ve posted this together, but

DIDNEYWORL

(via ironfries)

saucefactory:

brostorian:

Bane/Blake Rec List (on-going list)

Artwork by liduke

Complete Works:

Sweetheart by Menirva

• Serial Killer AU, actually Bane+Barsad+Talia+Bruce/John
• They fuck a lot and the author is amAZING
• Starts off as Barsad/John but orgies happen \o/

No Holds Barred by Whiskyrunner

• The first Bane/Blake I ever read
• Talia gives John to Bane as a gift and John. They fuck a lot.
• I like it, and there’s a WIP sequel.

ab aeterno (From the eternal) by BubblyGreenBubbles

• Inception Crossover
• Eames is one fucked up individual and he stalks the hell out of Arthur and it creeps him out so Arthur runs away and becomes John Blake. Eames becomes Bane and it’s all downhill from there.

Forfeit by Menirva

• Another Inception Crossover, but this time Inception is the Dream Share Job and John is there to go into Bane’s mind post-TDKR
• Doesn’t go as planned
• Barsad gets all up in that too
• STOCKHOLM!!! MY FAVOURITE!!

Where There’s Life by pagination

• Post-TDKR, Talia dies, Bane lives.
• Not going to lie, the ending of this made me really mad but it doesn’t stop it from being extremely well written or make the story any less brilliant.
• This is straight up brainwashing (oooh yeahh)

Behind the Mask by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

• Did someone say size kink?
• Want your heart ripped out of your chest and then fed back to you in small, bite-sized pieces? Well this is the fic for you.
• There is a lot of gushy fluff but more stockholm so it’s okay

I love it when you mark me by darlinglileve

• Bless the kink meme
• MARKING. BEST.

Can’t Face the Daffodils by spylace

• Bruce/John AND Bane/John
• Omegaverse (that’s always good)
• CHOOSE YOUR OWN ENDING 

WIPs

Stiffen The Sinews by Whiskeyrunner

• Bane and John meet in the Pit and John is pretty much forced to become his prison bitch
• A lot of non-con and dub-con
• Talia still exists in this!

Tender by Anonymous

• Not what the name suggests
• Kidnapping and torture for our friend John!

Untitled by Anonymous

• Kidnapping and brainwashing!
• Not much there, but it LOOKS promising

The Loney Hunter by teaspice

• Omegaverse with a lot of d/s 
• Werewolf AU
• Gosh I love AUs
• I really like this one

REBLOGGING BECAUSE GUH.

(Source: sterek)

(Source: frostymaggie, via theappleppielifestyle)

saucefactory:

therearenights:

notbecauseofvictories:

#ohhhh this gifset gives me life and i feel like these two shots are exactly what i want about woman kings #the way it’s framed is so interesting as well like it’s ridiculously cinematically appealing #ravenna on high; untouchable in her high tower in feathers and her own mail #a six foot pillar of golden weaponized beauty #snow on foot in common armour framed by her men; the people’s queen a queen on level with the mortals #and yet they are both woman kings; which by definition functions as a paragon and an almost deified figure #SEE THIS IS WHERE PRIEST QUEEN/WARRIOR QUEEN COMES TO PLAY #neither woman yet can truly claim the title of woman king because a king by this period’s definition is probably an absolute monarch #the vicar of god yet expected to lead armies #and ravenna is a symbol of a tyranny extensive enough to be a faith but she doesn’t lead armies #while snow is in the army but she is undoubtedly not established enough to be a paragon of any kind; that comes later #and this is the really interesting final conclusion of this really: that snow will become what ravenna was not #a religious symbol who has the hearts and absolute loyalty of her men who had fought at the forefront of armies; a true woman king #but she’ll establish herself in direct contrast to ravenna for politics #the people will say she’s a wicked woman; who used her sex to charm kings and murder them #and so to gain control snow will have to be her name; absolutely pure in contrast to ravenna’s damaging weaponized sexuality #a virgin queen who is a warrior queen who is a religious symbol who is the true woman king #god what would i give for a sequel (A WELL WRITTEN ONE) where snow becomes like this elizabeth i figure (via ilvalentinos)

the last tag needs to happen YESTERDAY!

YES TO ALL OF THAT AND ALSO I NEED ALL THE FEMSLASH FIC

NOVEL-LENGTH FEMSLASH FIC

TO ROLL AROUND IN

AND SQUEE

theappleppielifestyle:

chartyourowncourse:

A lazy doodle because i don’t want to work on my portfolio.

In which Isabelle and I genderswap the Avengers and scream at each other about it at unholy hours of the night.

You won’t get this until you read this tho.

Also you’re going to hear about this a lot because we’re both out of control, all related stuff goes in this tag! I’m gonna be posting single standups of each of them some day this week, probably.

Boop.

“…because Thor wanted to watch sports.”

Thor glances up from where she’s plaiting her own hair. “I did nothing of the-”

She tenses like she’s just been nudged in the gut by an overly subtle Nate, who is munching innocently away on a re-heated plate of nachos that was leftover from last night and has one arm hidden somewhere behind Thor’s back.

Thor says, high pitched, “I wish to learn the Migardian rituals of putting the ball through hoops,” and turns to stare at the TV, where someone just did something to make the crowd boo at him because they all suck and the team sucks and Tony doesn’t actually have any idea what game this is. 

from this fic.

frostirons:

karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas:

meowsayskitty:

takeonecurtaincall:

captain-spiced-rum:

playitagain:

5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

I can hear the exact moment I hit sixth grade.

The greatest part of this is gradually beginning to recognize more and more songs

reblogging because meatloaf

this is the most amazing thing ever yOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE’S TASTE IN MUSIC SLOWLY CHANGING

It was all nice songs and suddenly “HEY, LOOK AT THAT THANG! YOU GOT A NICE PACKAGE GONNA RIDE IT TONIGHT” and i totally lost it like what

(via youcantcancelquidditch)