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It has generally been agreed I am Crazy. Apologies in advance. 18, cis female, often obsessed, sorry I'm not sorry. |
“I let the Frost Giants into Asgard”
Collection of Faces-That-Could-Let-Him-Get-Away-With-Anything
I was literally just here talking to the computer trying to tell Tom that he was going to jail, but I couldn’t. Look at that face.
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youcannot-tamethegodof-mischief:
youcannot-tamethegodof-mischief:
Watch your tongue young Prince
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I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good indication that our relationship was not in a healthy place to begin with. I wish you both the best of luck in making things work, and I hope we can all stay friends over this.
a song by Tom Hiddleston
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uncontrollably excited Tom, uncontrollably…
#those beautiful tags
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| Interviewer: | Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| Robert Downey Jr: | Well I would assume we are talking about chickens here, as in plural? It does take two to tango... yeah, so definitely the egg. *Grins*. |
| . | |
| Interviewer: | Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| Samuel L. Jackson: | Are you kidding me? *Looks to the side at someone beyond camera*. He's kidding me right. Oh you're not kidding me. Yeah, well definitely one of the strangest questions I've been asked. Okay then. It's the chicken. Why? Well, here's one for you then. Why did the chicken cross the street? Yeah, you heard me! |
| . | |
| Interviewer: | Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| Mark Ruffalo: | Wow, that's a deep question. Can't we discuss the hulk smashing things up? Right, okay, well I'm going to say the egg. Because who said the egg had to be a chicken's egg? And dinosaurs were first and they laid eggs. |
| . | |
| Interviewer: | Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| Chris Evans: | Okay. Erm. Would go for the chicken. Without a chicken there can't be an egg. Right? |
| . | |
| Interviewer: | Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| Jeremy Renner: | Good question. Scarlett? |
| Scarlett Johansson: | Oh no no no, you can't pass the buck to me. *Slaps Jeremy lightly on the shoulder*. Okay, isn't this something to do with the universe beginning? |
| Jeremy: | Yeah, so that's the chicken then. |
| Scarlett: | Okay, there you go - the chicken! |
| . | |
| Interviewer: | Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| Cobie Smulders: | Oh, definitely the chicken. |
| Clark Gregg: | No, I would have to say the egg. |
| Cobie: | Why the egg? |
| Clark: | Because you said chicken. *Flaps arms and makes chicken phwarp phwarp sounds*. |
| Cobie: | Oh good chicken. |
| Clark: | Yeah, can I have some fries with that? |
| Cobie: | Ahahahaha. |
| . | |
| Interviewer: | Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| Chris Hemsworth: | I dunno mate. Isn't that, like, a deep question? Ask Tom, he would probably be able to tell you. But as it's a toss-up fifty/fifty I'll go with the chicken. |
| . | |
| Interviewer: | Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
| Tom: | My goodness, I have never been asked that question before. That's a good question. Well of course such a question poses many possibilities. I think if I remember correctly... erm this question was first posed by some of our great philosophers. |
| Interviewer: | |
| Tom: | Wasn't it Aristotle who said both chicken and egg must have existed at the same time? Erm, no child can ever be born without a parent because it goes against nature. I think that's what he said. |
| Interviewer: | |
| Tom: | I remember reading somewhere that Stephen Hawking decided that the egg came before the chicken but I can't remember his argument for it. I suppose I better reread it. Ehehehehe. |
| Interviewer: | |
| Tom: | But then of course there is the question of the egg and the chick being a metaphor to the beginnings of the Universe. Something can never come from nothing although The Big Bang Theory can of course be an allusion to that. |
| Interviewer: | |
| Tom: | And the Bible which states that God created all creatures which would imply that the chicken definitely came first. |
| Interviewer: | |
| Tom: | Wow, this is a very interesting and deep question. I definitely couldn't presume to make a blanket statement either for or against when there are so many factors involved. |
| Interviewer: | |
| Tom: | And oh, then there's Plato. He wrote there is nothing new in the Universe. So when Earth started to exist both the chicken and the egg would have been there, waiting, in spirit. |
| Interviewer: | |
| Tom: | *Drums fingers on chin and stares at ceiling*. I remember... |
| Interviewer: | *Sticks out hand for Tom to shake*. Sorry Tom but I have to go interview, erm, someone else. |
| Tom: | Oh, oh sure. Thank you very much. Really great interview, man. *Shakes hand*. |
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#i remember sitting in the theater #just thinking #’Loki. put the arrow down’ #’put the arrow down now Loki’ #’Loki. you should probably-ahhhh damn’
and I sat there with mixed feelings for this, I love Hawkeye he kick ass, but RIGHT IN THE LOKI FEELS.
I sat there going “IT’S GONNA BLOW UP IT’S GONNA BLOW UP AHAHAHAHA I KNEW ITTTTTTT” with all the enthusiasm of a 3yr old shown dynamite.
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Tom Hiddleston | on inspiration. (X)
marry me
Marry my friend (B) so I can be your best friend and we can discuss Loki and character traits and pudding and fly off into the sunset going EHEHEHEHEHEE.
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