like my mask?

endquestionmark:

bigmamag:

the truth is… i’m gonna miss you

I CAN’T. KIRK IS WAITING ALL EXPECTANTLY FOR SOME KIND OF SIGN THAT SPOCK GIVES A SHIT THAT THEY’RE BEING PUT ON DIFFERENT SHIPS, AND WHEN HE THINKS HE DOESN’T GET IT HE WALKS AWAY, EXASPERATED.

BUT SPOCK IS JUST SHOCKED THAT JIM WOULD MISS HIM. HIS MOUTH FALLS OPEN, HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AND HIS BRAIN IS PROCESSING A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS RIGHT NOW, LIKE HOW JIM COULD BE COMPLETELY PISSED AND DONE WITH HIM ONE MINUTE, TURN AROUND AND STILL WANT HIM AROUND THE NEXT.

LOOK AT SPOCK’S FACE AS JIM WALKS AWAY. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE FEELINGS INSIDE OF HIM. THIS WHOLE MOVIE WAS ABOUT MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND LONGINGS THAT NEITHER OF THESE EMOTIONALLY STUNTED INDIVIDUALS CAN EXPRESS CORRECTLY UNTIL IT’S ALMOST TOO LATE, AND EVEN THEN THEY STILL KIND OF SUCK AT IT.

#[sits on the floor] #[puts head into hands] #[whispers] ‘please don’t’

(Source: watsonfilatoff, via atomicblonde)

wickedly-despicable:

dickfreakingroman:

akittensblog:

hannawolfcross:

theghostparty:

pondermoofin:

vaniirox:

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

 #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.

it’s updated

Rebloggin for the comments.

Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.

I love you

ALL of you

this just keeps getting better!!!

Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.

And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”

“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”

“Oh my god, dad…”

“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”

“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”

And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”

“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”

“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”

“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”

“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”

“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”

“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”

“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”

“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”

“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”

“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”

“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”

“Dad…”

“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”

“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”

#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen

#he never calls her back

I’m sorry

but this just keeps getting better and better

EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS

OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying

It gets better every time!

I am CRYING oh my god

[[And there will be that one guy.

He won’t run or never call again.

He’ll sit there and play along.

“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”

It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]

I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong. 

all of this from a single picture

tumblr, dont ever change

IM CRYING I CAN’T OMGOMGOGGLGOGMFKSJSJSH

(Source: sapfira23, via absoluteblue)

andimprouvaire:

iamclassywalrus:

iamclassywalrus:

makesfortoomuchstupid:

The Ninth Doctor - Fireflies, by Owl City

HELP

ME

NO

CRYING

LITERALLY I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW

i watched it again

oh noO

imtearingup

(Source: beallofthem, via okayophelia)

theappleppielifestyle:

Unfortunately, sir, the device that is keeping you alive is also killing you.

A long time ago, before I even met you, 
someone replaced my chest with a broken record. 
For years, it’s been stammering through 
the same old tune.

I want you to know I’m trying. 

—Clementine von Radics

TRY FUSING TENTACOOL AND GRAVELER OMG TERRIFYING

Lana Del Rey - “Young and Beautiful” (Full Orchestral Version)

(Source: the-paradise-edition, via blueshoesandbluemountains)

absurdical:

[x]

#and it’s funny how with all the fanon you forget that uhura never hated jim #she liked him well enough #they had that flirty bantery you-are-so-annoying thing #she probably went out for drinks with a group of friends when he was there #and told the story of how he got his ass handed to him #and had sex with farm animals #and he laughed and said at least he got to feel her tits #and instead of getting offended #she snorts and takes another drink #because yes #but he also got a concussion #and clearly never recovered #so this movie was really good for me #because fuck you if you think jim and uhura aren’t friends #aren’t good friends #because you’re so fucking wrong (via waldorph)

(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via queenklu)

In the movie, it says Kirk has a reputation, and while it could be that it’s because he sleeps with all the peoples (and objects but we don’t mention the sex pillow) it also could be that he is a crazy crazy SOB and kinda difficult for most people to comprehend even when they are going on missions (Spock is the obvious answer but even whiz-kid Chekov sometimes looks at Kirk like he drank too much vodka and needs to be dumped in a frozen lake except Kirk would probably like that).

So maybe that’s why Chapel, who was in the first movie and probably had to deal with a drunk/hungover McCoy after Pike got stabilized and most likely heard all the batshit stuff Kirk does/did/will continue to do and saw Kirk going ITS A TRAP ITS A SHIP and wondered to herself HOW DOES A LIGHTNING STORM IN SPACE MEAN A SHIP MCCOY DID YOU SET OF HIS ALLERGIES GODDAMMIT MAN I AM A NURSE NOT AN ALLERGIST I DO NOT WANT TO PUT UP WITH HIM DYING BECAUSE OF BANANAS OR SOME SHIT, was like nu-uh, I am not prepared to deal with time-travel and blood/revenge crazed Romulans and Captains and Half-Vulcans  and the freaking command chain doin the cha-cha and one of my probably close medical friends die because of the fucking time-traveling Romulan, nu-uh no way siree am I doing this for more than however long it takes us to get dragged back to Earth.

So maybe Christine Chapel was being mildly sane-ish? And maybe later she goes FUCK THIS RESEARCH (what was she doing and where was she doing it? it’s 2am forgive me) and reapplies to serve in space and gets bored on regular ships so she comms McCoy and says YOU NEED SOMEONE SANE INVOLVED IN THIS FUCKERY OKAY SO TAKE ME OUTTA THIS SHITHOLE OF BOREDOM. And McCoy probably goes back SPACE IS— and she cuts him off and goes WE TREAT DISEASES WE ARE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS PUT ON THE BIG BOY PANTS BEFORE I PUT THEM ON YOU AND BEAT YOUR ASS.

Or it could be JJ Abrams being an ass….again.

Please note I have not seen TOS so I do not know much about Chapel but fanfic and Memory Alpha seem to place her somewhere between so BAMF you cannot handle it or so good everyone is scared to break her so they listen to her (which can also be a part of that first thing, becasue HUFFLEPUFF DOES NOT MEAN NICE) or a bitch for breaking up Kirk and Spock or something and I WANNA KNOW.

Thoughts?Rants about how I’ve got it wrong?

qserasera:

for the captain and his first officer of the starship Enterprise because ‘if there is any logic to the universe, we will both end up on that bridge together again someday’ (across every universe there are constants and the two of them standing fighting moving next to each other, side by side like orbiting stars, is one of them)

Never Again
Warnings: Spoilers for Star Trek Into Darkness
at the end, when jim wakes up, spock is there.

Endgame
Kirk and Spock play chess. On and off the board.

Or, the one in which Spock stealth-marries Kirk. Because Spock’s sneaky that way.

 Five Ways Dating Spock Wasn’t What Jim Thought It Would Be, and One Way It Was Even Better Than He Thought 
 Transitioning from “hating each other’s guts” to “friends” to something more takes a lot of work, on both their parts, but it isn’t until after they start spending the bulk of their free time together that Jim actually bridges the gap between the theoretical knowledge that Spock is a humanoid alien and truly understanding it. 

You’ll Get There in the End (It’ll Just Take a While)
“Spock. Just say ‘I don’t trust Starfleet not to mess up the only captain in the fleet who I can train up to my expectations and enjoys running into danger wearing a blindfold as much as I do’.”Part One of the Reboot Series.  

strive seek find yield
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up—a love story. Part One of the Spoctoria series.

Comments: Politics and worldbuilding and snappy dialogue and long-suffering Spock and Jim is a princess. Also Sybok. <3

So Wise We Grow
“Commander Spock, we have located your son,” the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock’s face that he’s never heard of this kid before in his life. “If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week.”

Decimation
Spock is pretty much doomed the minute Jane realizes that the fatshirt is incredibly slutty, and also regulation.

Comments: Jane Kirk is my khaleesi basically.

The Genetic Soap Opera (Or, one of the Less Dignified Royal Weddings)
Turns out Jim Kirk’s more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.

Bang a Gong
The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter). 

Comments:  :DDDD

Magpie   (WIP, 10 chapters) NOW COMPLETE
Spock met Jim when he was 7 and Jim was 6. It has since been generally agreed that this was a mistake (or: the one where they grow up together and things are simultaneously better and worse for it).

Comments: A warning in advance: you may end up screaming and flipping over tables after reading each chapter, almost too adorable to exist,

Love Story
You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said, “Stay away from Juliet” and I was crying on a staircase, begging you, “Please don’t go.”

Comments: Basically reading this is like eating a pudding cup full of chocolate and happiness.

For Gladness of You
In which shit goes down in no particular order: Jim almost starts a war, Spock gets tortured, Jim gets kidnapped, Jim gets tortured, Spock gets not-quite-kidnapped, Jim takes the Enterprise joyriding, and mysterious Vulcans with their even more mysterious leader hop a ride for a few weeks. But that’s not what the story’s about.

Still Life
Traumatized by his experience on Tarsus IV, Jim Kirk runs away to Vulcan to undergo kolinahr.

Indistinguishable From Magic
After an incident investigating a research vessel, the crew of the Enterprise find themselves in a different place and Kirk realizes he may have to follow the rules of this odd, almost fairy-tale world to get them home.

Comments: Oh. This is gorgeous and melancholy and naturally weaves in one of my favorite fairytales with Star Trek and it is just achingly lovely.

my boy builds coffins
Warnings: Dark
Jim Kirk was a legend before he was even an hour old, and legends are never men. They are tragedies and heroes and cautionary tales and they never grow up or grow old, they simply are.

Atlas
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning.

Comments: One of my personal favorites, Five five, would read this again. The author has written one of the best depictions that I have ever read of the jagged-edge lighting storm that is Jim Kirk wrapped up behind easy smiles and shrewd eyes and “I don’t believe in no-win scenarios,” and all the characters are competent and sharply aware of the more militaristic side of the Reboot!Starfleet.

Leave No Soul Behind
If you’re Starfleet, you spend your whole life wishing you never see an EPAS uniform right up until the moment they become your only hope. Whether you’re dying a slow, cold death in space, or a long painful one on some godforsaken planet, they’re going to come for you. So count your last breaths, son, and hold on tight. They leave no soul behind.

Comments: Believable and well-written with an agonizing slow-burn relationship, with breathless action and the feeling of holding on with the ends of one fingertips until you can’t hold on anymore and when you think all hope is lost, someone carries you the rest of the way. 

Observations
Warnings: Violence, blood, non-explicit mentions of non-con, angst
Serving under Captain James Tiberius Kirk will be a markedly different experience.

Comments: Read this fic a long time ago, forgot about it, read it again when the Star Trek feels restarted and it took my breath away. A masterpiece with unparalleled attention given to the worldbuilding of the Reboot!universe with TOS plotlines, character development, continuity, growth of relationships, self-reflection—it’s beautiful and heartbreaking and unforgettable.

(via kurtwaggoner)